Personals Ad – Hamner

Pre-Hammer:

SWM iso SWF who appreciates intelligence and wealth.  Interest in Astronomy is a plus but not a must.  Looking for someone to share long evenings in my (yes, I own it) remote observatory.  Please do not be staunchly independent as I do require a fair amount of attention and coddling.

Post-Hammer:

SWM iso SWF with street smarts.  I need help and protection.  Please have a working knowledge and practice of firearms, I have no idea what to do with a gun.  Aggressive and skillful drivers are a plus.  It has recently come to my attention that I am fairly useless in this new environment and I’d love to meet a woman to help me build my self esteem.