Pre-Hammer
Not Quite Single White Male seeking independent, willful Female for one-night indulgence. Preferably this episode would be carried out at your place, not mine, as I have a very dependent wife (but do not let this worry you). Trampiness a plus. I feature a steady, sizeable income and relative fame via my job as documentary filmmaker. Will spend one night of unbridled passion with you, but when morning comes – shazam! – I’ll be proper Mr. Harvey Randall again.
Post-Hammer
Newly Single White Male seeking Female who shared one exquisite night on a ranch. Answers to the name “Maureen”. Turns out I have a lot more strength than anyone thought, including myself. Am proving to be a Real Survivor. Capable leader with entrepreneuring spirit, handy with maps. Let me take care of you.
