{"id":155,"date":"2005-11-10T10:24:32","date_gmt":"2005-11-10T15:24:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.samplereality.com\/gmu\/fall2005\/343\/2005\/11\/10\/poem\/"},"modified":"2005-11-10T10:24:32","modified_gmt":"2005-11-10T15:24:32","slug":"poem","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.samplereality.com\/gmu\/fall2005\/343\/2005\/11\/10\/poem\/","title":{"rendered":"Poem"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Original from <a href=\"http:\/\/www.craigslist.org\/sfc\/rnr\/110211574.html\" target=\"l\">http:\/\/www.craigslist.org\/sfc\/rnr\/110211574.html<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Reply to: pers-110211574@craigslist.org<br \/>Date: 2005-11-10, 6:20AM PST<\/p>\n<p>I cook my own food.I dont want some dirty fat stinky chef jacking off in the can on break and then serving me food.I will buy a ford product tomorrow if I see that wonderful commercial.Fuck you chef wanker, nobody is going to can anyone for what some short order fry cook thinks or worries about.Go home and beat your fat hispanic wife cheffie boy. <br \/>no &#8212; it&#8217;s NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp; <br \/>&nbsp; <\/p>\n<p>110211574<\/p>\n<p>Created Poem:<\/p>\n<p>Cook my own food.<br \/>I dont want can food.<br \/>I will see that wonderful chef <br \/>Nobody is going to can <br \/>Fry! <br \/>Go fat!&nbsp; <br \/>It&#8217;s ok&#8230;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Original from http:\/\/www.craigslist.org\/sfc\/rnr\/110211574.html Reply to: pers-110211574@craigslist.orgDate: 2005-11-10, 6:20AM PST I cook my own food.I dont want some dirty fat stinky chef jacking off in the can on break and then serving me food.I will buy a ford product tomorrow if I see that wonderful commercial.Fuck you chef wanker, nobody is going to can anyone for &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.samplereality.com\/gmu\/fall2005\/343\/2005\/11\/10\/poem\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Poem<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":12,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-155","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-reflections"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.samplereality.com\/gmu\/fall2005\/343\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/155","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.samplereality.com\/gmu\/fall2005\/343\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.samplereality.com\/gmu\/fall2005\/343\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.samplereality.com\/gmu\/fall2005\/343\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/12"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.samplereality.com\/gmu\/fall2005\/343\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=155"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.samplereality.com\/gmu\/fall2005\/343\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/155\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.samplereality.com\/gmu\/fall2005\/343\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=155"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.samplereality.com\/gmu\/fall2005\/343\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=155"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.samplereality.com\/gmu\/fall2005\/343\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=155"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}