So I was seeing someone
when I bought the DARNED things.
Now he’s gone<\/p>\n
And<\/p>\n
I’m stuck
with two seats. I COULD try
and sell the one on eBay
and sit there uncomfortably, <\/p>\n
by myself,
all night <\/p>\n
next to
a random stranger. Or <\/p>\n
I could sell the one here and sit there with
a random stranger
I would make him talk to me under this guise. <\/p>\n
Don’t worry, I’m cute. <\/p>\n
You gotta be cute too and-
you gotta send a picture. You want to go because you love Bright Eyes and fun times.<\/p>\n
Not because you’re desperate for a date.
<\/p>\n
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