by Random Guy on Craigslist<\/p>\n
So,<\/p>\n
Monday night<\/p>\n
Just after the football game ended,<\/p>\n
I look out the window<\/p>\n
Across the street<\/p>\n
There you are,<\/p>\n
Just sitting there<\/p>\n
On the sidewalk,<\/p>\n
Clearly hammered,<\/p>\n
Chatting on the phone.<\/p>\n
I thought you might be cute,<\/p>\n
But couldn’t tell<\/p>\n
From where I was sitting.<\/p>\n
Your friend came over,<\/p>\n
I got up<\/p>\n
To check out the both of you.<\/p>\n
I was going to cross the street,<\/p>\n
To say hello,<\/p>\n
Then something happened.<\/p>\n
Your friend grabbed your cell phone,<\/p>\n
Threw it down<\/p>\n
On the concrete sidewalk (hard)<\/p>\n
Screaming about something<\/p>\n
I couldn’t understand.<\/p>\n
Then, she proceeded<\/p>\n
To start punching you in the head,<\/p>\n
Rapidly,<\/p>\n
Furiously.<\/p>\n
I thought you were in trouble.<\/p>\n
You, however,<\/p>\n
Must not have thought so.<\/p>\n
You started punching back,<\/p>\n
From your seated position,<\/p>\n
Continuing to take blow after blow to the face.<\/p>\n
I found your ability to<\/p>\n
Defend yourself<\/p>\n
From the backed against the wall position<\/p>\n
So hot,<\/p>\n
So sexy.<\/p>\n
I really was impressed<\/p>\n
Once the punching stopped<\/p>\n
And the serious cussing out<\/p>\n
Of each other began.<\/p>\n
While pulling your thong,<\/p>\n
Back down into your jeans,<\/p>\n
You didn’t even miss one seconds’ opportunity<\/p>\n
to scream at her,<\/p>\n
Wishing her death<\/p>\n
right there next to<\/p>\n
Pizzeria Uno’s.<\/p>\n
So amazingly attractive.<\/p>\n
Wanna go cell phone shopping<\/p>\n
sometime? <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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