Before:
I’m laid back sort of guy. I am very cheerful and enjoy making personal connections with people on my routes. Some offer me coffee, most are friendly. I appreciate this fully. I am dutiful to my job as a postal service worker. I also make mail deliveries more enjoyable for people by sparing them the junk mail. I filter this out into “Happy Trash Day”. Most people really enjoy it. My boss doesn’t so much, but he’s too uptight. I’ve got a great beard and long hair. Really, I’m very cheerful and simple.
After:
I’m still fairly laid back. I didn’t really know what was up with all the rain, but I still remained dutiful to my job. I even dodged bullets just to put mail in someone’s box. I still asked for coffee. I still went through the end of the world cheerfully singing. I’ve still got my great beard and long hair. I’m still trying to be cheerful despite hammerfall.