Pre-Hammertime
SWM with independent means seeks easily impressed F. Must be familiar with basic astronomy and enjoy stories of personal achievements. Likes: Drinking, self-promotion, gazing at the stars. Dislikes: Sharing the spotlight, others taking credit for fortunate turn of events.
Post-Hammer
SWM looking for SF, preferably one who doesn’t watch too much TV. Must be confident yet scared, looking for that special someone who makes them feel safe. Recently homeless, looking for someone to settle down with. Come away with me!