Spiral eyes drawn on a piece of cardboard.

Hey, you there.

Call me Mark Sample. You wants to read my latest blog post? Or maybe you gots mojo and wants a rando post? Why not just read the whole dang thing, clͪa͖ͤs͚̣̭͊̈͆s͙̈ic̣̠͒ͣ bl̐̇o̹͍͚g̪̘̖͗́̆ ͫ̐ͥfoͤ̃rm̠̦̅̾ȧ̖̭̬̆̚t̠̩̓͌̂ͅ?