Before Hammerfall: Dedicated male astronaut with intense national pride seeks low maintenance woman who doesn’t mind long absences. Must have strong sense of adventure, but also be able to cook and take care of children while I’m in space. Also, ability to keep state secrets quiet is absolutely necessary! Americans need not apply.
After Hammerfall: Rugged man, willing to share with everyone equally, seeks understanding woman who is willing to put political differences aside. She must be strong and able to live in the new wilderness. I am able to survive in any sort of conditions, heck, I just stepped off a spaceship, but I’m new to this country and need someone to show me around. Think you could help?