Personal Ad for Alim Nassor

Before:

Tough, but caring man looking for an abandoned house free of pigs and honkies. Better if you have a safe full of weed to crack, and a pool for some light recreation.  A Cadillac or even a Porsche in the garage is not necessary, but would be nice. Must not mind rowdy parties for ditching evidence. Or victims.

After:

In search of a man’s mink coat.