So I was seeing someone
when I bought the DARNED things.
Now he’s gone
And
I’m stuck
with two seats. I COULD try
and sell the one on eBay
and sit there uncomfortably,
by myself,
all night
next to
a random stranger. Or
I could sell the one here and sit there with
a random stranger
I would make him talk to me under this guise.
Don’t worry, I’m cute.
You gotta be cute too and-
you gotta send a picture. You want to go because you love Bright Eyes and fun times.
Not because you’re desperate for a date.